By Tony Snow, Minister of Truth
All of this nonsense about Chris Harmer being used to install a puppet state in Hollywood Town is nonsense. There is no credible evidence supporting this. There just isn't. And for those who say we've been funneling money to Harmer... funnel is such a harsh word. We've just been giving him money, because we like him. He's a fun guy. It's not so he'll gut the military and leave the doors open for us to swarm in with our flamethrower tanks. Absolutely none of you will die. This is nonsense.
Furthermore, you don't have to worry about being rounded up and put into work camps. We're absolutely not going to have any of those, because that would be wrong. But just in case somebody, who totally won't be us, might set up a work camp, please be prepared with a nice pair of work shoes and coveralls. I mean, just in case something happens.
But nothing will happen. More than likely. And it won't be us. Like, that's totally something Hogan or Pamela Anderson would do. Anyway, we're not going to invade. At all. If we were going to invade and you wanted to help by telling us who would give us trouble, well, feel free to send an email to us. I mean... we won't use it, but it would be cool to have, just for, you know, giggles.
Tony Snow swore a loyalty oath to Bryan after he cured him of cancer.
1 comment:
I must suck ass at curing people of cancer.
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