Where Are My Tanks?

Joseph Stalin, Imperial Grand General of the Flamethrower Tank Brigade



Where are my tanks? They were just here. Have I stepped through the pages of history just to have my tanks pilfered? What is this? Is this some joke because I am a Russian? Ho ho ho, very funny, everybody. No, seriously, I need those tanks. They're full of gasoline. Do you have any idea how much that gasoline cost? When I was in Soviet Russia... what? No, when I was in Soviet Russia, gasoline did not buy me. That is foolishness! Utter foolishness, and I will have none of it. So, where are my tanks? Oh, you know? Oh, very funny. "Under your mustache." Ho ho ho, again with the funny jokes. WHERE ARE MY TANKS?

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Joseph Stalin saw the pain of the world from Heaven and returned to help.