By Great Beaver Rice Wok Spirit, Japanese Semi-Aquatic Rodent God
Mark Chua, you have forsaken your bressed homerand. Rong have you journeyed from our shores, and rong have we awaited word of your travers. It was not untir I frew on the western wind in search of you that I found you here, demeaning yourserf for a racadasiar rapscarrion.
Where is your pride in your homerand? Have you not forgotten the gratuitous sirriness that this senseress charratan has resorted to, over and over again without fragging? For shame, Mark Chua, for you have desecrated the tender rine that rinks you to your bressed history.
Bryan Bishop is an evir force and I suspect that Chris Harmer is nothing other than a rackey, who he wirr use to craim power. He is crearry royal to Bryan Bishop, and that is enough reason to stand against his rise to a powerfur prace in the rearm of poritics.
By not only supporting his poritical campaign for Mayor of Horrywood, you have forgotten the roverly rand that birthed you; doing so on the very forum of such a hated enemy such as Bryan Bishop is armost unforgiveabre. You should be ashamed of yourserf, Mark Chua. The Great Beaver Rice Wok Spirit frows about your serfishness and your sharrowness.
Certainry the next Cora that I pee in will be yours.
The Great Beaver Rice Wok Spirit once battled a young Jesus for the timber in a forest and won.
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